North LAMEr Band Jokes, By Logan, Jacob, Adam and Spence. | |||||||||||||||||
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Q:What is the difference between a director and maralyn Manson? A:Sometimes people can understand marilyn manson. Q:What is the difference between a squirrel and a trombone player who both get run over on the road? A:The squirrel may have been going to a gig. Q:Why does the NL band limit theirperformances to 20 minutes? A:So they don't have to retrain the percussion. Q:What is the difference between a NL trumpet player in the North Lamar Band and a government bond? A:A government bond will eventually mature and earn money. Q:What is the difference between a lawnmower and a saxaphone? A:You can tune the lawnmower. Q:How many clarinet players does it take to change a light bulb? A:Only one, she will go through the entire box until she finds the right one. Q:Why are all the jokes on this page so short? A:So the NL tuba section can understand them. Q:What do you get when you cross a french horn player with a goal post? A:A goal post that can't march. | ||||||||||||||||
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Q:What do you do if a clarinet player throws a grenade at you? A:Pull out the pin and throw it back. Q:Why do NL french horn players stand in front of doors for long periods of time? A:They can not reach the doorbell. Q:How can ou tell if a trombonist is at your door? A:His hat says dominoes pizza. Q:What is the dynamic range of a Tuba? A:On or Off. Q:How do you break a flute players finger? A:Punch her in the nose. (Lucky for us, none of the flutes ever get this joke) Q:What is the definition of a half-step? A:Two oboes playing the same note. Q:How many freshmen does it take to fix a light bulb? A:Only one, but it he/she will break ten bulbs before realizing that they can't just be pushed in. (that is assuming the freshman notices the dark) Q:What is the difference between a saxaphone and a lawnmower? A:The neighbors get upset if you borrow the lawnmower nad don't return it. | ||||||||||||||||
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